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What one has when, after being in [[Butler Library]] for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".

Definition from [[Bwog]]: the skewing of perception and slipping standards of beauty that result from hours of studying. 

Symptoms include:
* staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
* an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps.
* increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.

== See also ==
* [[Butler sex]]

== External links ==
* [http://bwog.com/2010/09/01/the-definitive-guide-to-butler-sex-2/ The Blue and White: The Definitive Guide to Butler Sex]

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