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Other than playing songs and halftime shows, the [[Columbia University Marching Band]] taunts the enemy with clever and deriding chants.  These are almost certainly are not sanctioned by the Columbia administration, but they do symbolize the unique and eccentric band this university should be proud of.

==Basketball==

===On offense===
For men's games: <br> 

Hold her hand!<br>
Tell her lies!<br>
Hold her hand, tell her lies, <br>
Let's score!<br>

For women's games: <br>

Make him pay!<br>
Say he's funny!<br>
Make him pay, say he's funny,<br>
Let's score!<br>


Get it up!<br>
Put it in!<br>
Get it up, put it in,<br>
Let's score!<br>


Roar-roar-ee!<br>
Hit 'em in the knee!<br>
Roar-roar-red<br>
Hit 'em in the head!<br>
Roar-roar-resticle<br>
Hit 'em in the...other knee!<br>


Cheeseburgers cheeseburgers cheeseburgers!<br>
Pepsi pepsi pepsi!<br>
C'mon Columbia<br>
Give 'em epilepsy!<br>


<i>Whenever Columbia takes the lead</i><br>
We havvvve...an insurmountable leaaaaad!

===On defense===

Fight Columbia, fight Columbia,<br>
Make them scream in pain!<br>
(repeat)<br>


Fight Columbia, fight Columbia,<br>
Make my nipples hard!<br>
(repeat)<br>

===Against the referee===

(to the tune of "O My Darling Clementine"):<br>
Who's your father, who's your father<br>
Who's your father, referee?<br>
You don't have one<br>
You're a bastard<br>
You're a bastard, referee!<br>



The ref blew the call!<br>
The ref blew the call!<br>
Swallow, ref, swallow!<br>


The ref brought his lunch!<br>
The ref brought his lunch!<br>
Eat it, ref, eat it!


The ref beats his wife!<br>
The ref beats his wife!<br>
Beat it, ref, beat it!

[[Category:Traditions]]