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[[Image:Mit.jpg|thumb|MIT's "Great Dome"...[[Low Library|we wonder where they got that idea from?]]]]

The '''Massachusetts Institute of Technology''' (also known as the '''Institute of Soldier Nanotechnologies'''<ref>http://bwog.com/2013/04/11/dean-boyces-dark-past/</ref>) is like a giant [[SEAS]], made worse because it lacks a [[New York City|proper city]] to balance out its nerdiness.

Consequently, MIT is known for its [[frats]], [[suicides]], and gambling addiction. Having exhausted all known student council casino nights in their region, math-savvy MIT nerds will typically set their sights on [[w:MIT Blackjack Team|ripping off Vegas]].

Occasionally, the faculty become bored with this spectacle and make [[w:Noam Chomsky|attempts to encroach on humanities disciplines]]...with predictably laughable results.

MIT students are also notorious [http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/ hackers].

In [[2013]], new SEAS dean [[Mary Boyce]] came over from MIT. Since half the SEAS student body wanted to go to MIT but didn't get in, this decision made student very happy; they could have the benefit of MIT's dean running things, and the Columbia benefit of having friends who don't major in STEM.

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