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'''New York State''' is the insignificant administrative subdivision in which Columbia is located. | '''New York State''' is the insignificant administrative subdivision in which Columbia is located. | ||
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| + | The territory was first organized as ''Nieuw Nederland'' by commercially adventurous but undereducated Dutchmen. Historians generally recognize that the early period in the state's history was defined by heavy drinking, [[w:Patroon|quasi-feudalism]], pithy wars with savages and [[w:New Sweden|other obscure colonial powers]], and the lack of a proper college. | ||
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| + | Lacking the intimate battle psychology detailed by [[Homer]] and taught in the majestic universities of [[Oxford]] and [[Cambridge]], the poor expatriate Dutch were easily outmastered by the heroic English. The promptly, however, cast the fledgling colony into the lap of its new namesake, the Duke of York, who could not be bothered to care what the state of ignorance was in his North American dominions. It was not until a century later that hatred of what would become [[Princeton]] led to debates over whether the colonial capital of New York City could pay proper host to "a colledge". | ||
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| + | Thankfully, by this time the colony had been so thoroughly Anglicized that any objection to the new college's dipping into the deep, deep coffers of the monopolistic Church of England were laughed away with ease. | ||
==Geography== | ==Geography== | ||
Revision as of 13:16, 17 March 2008
New York State is the insignificant administrative subdivision in which Columbia is located.
History
The territory was first organized as Nieuw Nederland by commercially adventurous but undereducated Dutchmen. Historians generally recognize that the early period in the state's history was defined by heavy drinking, quasi-feudalism, pithy wars with savages and other obscure colonial powers, and the lack of a proper college.
Lacking the intimate battle psychology detailed by Homer and taught in the majestic universities of Oxford and Cambridge, the poor expatriate Dutch were easily outmastered by the heroic English. The promptly, however, cast the fledgling colony into the lap of its new namesake, the Duke of York, who could not be bothered to care what the state of ignorance was in his North American dominions. It was not until a century later that hatred of what would become Princeton led to debates over whether the colonial capital of New York City could pay proper host to "a colledge".
Thankfully, by this time the colony had been so thoroughly Anglicized that any objection to the new college's dipping into the deep, deep coffers of the monopolistic Church of England were laughed away with ease.
Geography
New York State consists of two parts:
- Downstate, including New York City (meaning us), Long Island, and the lower Hudson Valley counties, especially Westchester and Rockland
- Upstate, a vast wilderness containing decaying cities like Buffalo and third-tier universities such as Cornell
Your only experience upstate could well be one of the COOP programs.
Government
The government of the state is incredulously located in a dump called Albany, which is far away and poorly accessible from Manhattan. As such, it often imposes insensibly burdensome taxes and regulations on the people from which it is so estranged.
Thankfully, however, the state is more often than not blessed with the benign oversight of a Columbia-educated Governor.
