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*It sucks to be Job | *It sucks to be Job | ||
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| + | * Two for the price of one. An Iliad and an Odyssey. | ||
| + | * Babies are evil! | ||
| + | * Which circle of hell will your i-banker and lawyer parents go to? | ||
| + | * Ten people had an orgy in the countryside. | ||
| + | * Find out all about my medieval eating and shitting schedule. | ||
| + | * It's not just King Lear who's fucked up. | ||
| + | * Don Quixote's fucked up too. | ||
| + | * A woman's place is in marriage (and in the kitchen). Don't elope. | ||
| + | * Murderer! | ||
| + | * Time passes. There's a window. More time passes. There's a painting. More time passes. Welcome to the boring world of post-modern garbage. | ||
[[Category:Core Curriculum]] | [[Category:Core Curriculum]] | ||
Revision as of 14:48, 9 March 2007
Sing, Muse.
It's all about Kleos, duh.
Lit Hum I Lite
- Achilles is a Momma's Boy
- Odysseus has crazy sex appeal
- Herodotus makes stuff up
- Thucydidies likes to think he's a real historian. Makes up quotes.
- Oedipus loved his Mother.
- Clytemnestra is a stone cold bitch
- Medea is a psycho femi-nazi
- The greeks had sex with little boys. And Socrates makes stuff up.
- The old testament God is schizophrenic
- It sucks to be Job
Lit Hum II Lite
- Two for the price of one. An Iliad and an Odyssey.
- Babies are evil!
- Which circle of hell will your i-banker and lawyer parents go to?
- Ten people had an orgy in the countryside.
- Find out all about my medieval eating and shitting schedule.
- It's not just King Lear who's fucked up.
- Don Quixote's fucked up too.
- A woman's place is in marriage (and in the kitchen). Don't elope.
- Murderer!
- Time passes. There's a window. More time passes. There's a painting. More time passes. Welcome to the boring world of post-modern garbage.
