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| − | '''Georgetown University''' is a secret Popish hive located in [[w:Washington, DC|Washington, DC]], a swampy little city named for the uncle of an undistinguished [[King's College]] dropout. At least the name "Georgetown" is derived from a [[King George II|far more noble George]]. | + | '''Georgetown University''' is a secret Popish hive located in [[w:Washington, DC|Washington, DC]], a swampy little city named for the [[George Washington|uncle]] of an undistinguished [[King's College]] [[John Parke Custis|dropout]]. At least the name "Georgetown" is derived from a [[King George II|far more noble George]]. |
Georgetown considers itself elite because it has some pseudo-academic degree programs in such newfangled topics as "Foreign Service", and because it graduated a [[w:Bill Clinton|president]]. Its claim to have trumped Columbia with the latter, though, will probably [[Barack Obama|not last long]]. | Georgetown considers itself elite because it has some pseudo-academic degree programs in such newfangled topics as "Foreign Service", and because it graduated a [[w:Bill Clinton|president]]. Its claim to have trumped Columbia with the latter, though, will probably [[Barack Obama|not last long]]. | ||
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Revision as of 16:31, 10 August 2008
Georgetown University is a secret Popish hive located in Washington, DC, a swampy little city named for the uncle of an undistinguished King's College dropout. At least the name "Georgetown" is derived from a far more noble George.
Georgetown considers itself elite because it has some pseudo-academic degree programs in such newfangled topics as "Foreign Service", and because it graduated a president. Its claim to have trumped Columbia with the latter, though, will probably not last long.
