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[[Image:Mit.jpg|thumb|MIT's "Great Dome"...[[Low Library|we wonder where they got that idea from?]]]]
 
[[Image:Mit.jpg|thumb|MIT's "Great Dome"...[[Low Library|we wonder where they got that idea from?]]]]
  
The '''Massachusetts Institute of Technology''' is like a giant [[SEAS]], made worse because it lacks a [[New York City|proper city]] to balance out its nerdiness.  
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The '''Massachusetts Institute of Technology''' is like a giant [[SEAS]], made better because it is in the center of '''two''' [http://www.mitadmissions.org/topics/life/boston_cambridge/index.shtml proper cities] to balance out its nerdiness.  
  
Consequently, MIT is known for its [[frats]], [[suicides]], and gambling addiction. Having exhausted all known student council casino nights in their region, math-savvy MIT nerds will typically set their sights on [[w:21 (2008 film)|ripping off Vegas]].
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Consequently, MIT is known for its ''intelligent students'', ''awesome culture'', and addiction to ''puzzles''. Having exhausted all known student council casino nights in their region, math-savvy MIT nerds will typically set their sights on [http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/21/ winning big money in off Vegas].
  
Occasionally, the faculty become bored with this spectacle and make [[w:Noam Chomsky|attempts to encroach on humanities disciplines]]...with predictably laughable results.
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Occasionally, the faculty become bored with this spectacle and make [http://web.mit.edu/shass/ attempts to encroach on humanities disciplines]...with predictably successful results.
  
MIT students are also notorious [http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/ hackers].
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MIT students are also known for their amazing [http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/ '''HACKS!'''].
  
 
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Revision as of 19:41, 26 January 2009

The Massachusetts Institute of Technology is like a giant SEAS, made better because it is in the center of two proper cities to balance out its nerdiness.

Consequently, MIT is known for its intelligent students, awesome culture, and addiction to puzzles. Having exhausted all known student council casino nights in their region, math-savvy MIT nerds will typically set their sights on winning big money in off Vegas.

Occasionally, the faculty become bored with this spectacle and make attempts to encroach on humanities disciplines...with predictably successful results.


MIT students are also known for their amazing HACKS!.