Literature Humanities

Lit Hum books

Sing, Muse. Literature Humanities is popularly known as Lit Hum. "Hum" rhymes with "bum", not "Hume". Officially, it's called Masterpieces of Western Literature and Philosophy.

The course is a central part of the Core Curriculum and is taken by all Columbia College first years. The first semester covers mainly Greek literature, with some Bible-stuff at the end. The second semester starts with Virgil and ends with Virginia Woolf. For your convenience, we have prepared a "lite" guide to the course (see below). That said, you probably won't get most of it until you've actually done the reading.

History

Although the experience of receiving one's free copy of Iliad, a gift from the Columbia College Alumni Association, and meeting one's freshman classmates in the first Lit Hum class is considered one of the central experiences of an education at Columbia College, Lit Hum historically played poor cousin to its Core Curriculum counterpart in philosophy and politics, Contemporary Civilization. While the latter course began under its current name as early as 1919, Lit Hum developed out of a series of later course concepts.

The first was John Erskine's General Honors course, first proposed in 1917, but not meeting for the first time until 1921. This was the first expression of that educator's philosophy that students should engage in reading the "Great Books" of Western Civilization. This course was later co-taught by Mortimer Adler and Mark Van Doren. Van Doren went on to create General Honors' successor, Humanities A, which he himself taught for 17 years. Adler would go on to become a popularizer of the Great Books movement, taking the Gospel of the Core to some school in the Second City. During the 1930s, another class, the Colloquium on Important Books, co-taught by Jacques Barzun and Lionel Trilling, would embrace the Great Books philosophy and help shape modern Lit Hum.

Syllabus

Although the Lit Hum syllabus is among the most ironclad in all the Core Curriculum, parts are subject to change and modification due to instructor discretion, grad student strikes, and other unforseen circumstances. In Fall 2006, for example, the standard first semester syllabus, normally all Greek and Biblical texts, was altered to include a modern play by Vaclav Havel, who was on campus at the time as artist in residence. Still, modifications are often minor - a different Greek play substituted for the Medea, an additional Shakespeare play, another Homeric poem, etc. Such changes can mean that one becomes lost when your friend from another section begins discussing an anomalous inclusion, like The Baccahe, but the majority of the curriculum is fairly standard. A greater schism may open with a much older alumnus of the College, who might remember a time when Milton, Voltaire, and/or Goethe appeared on the syllabus. The following table is intended to include all works in current use (either this year or in the past two or three years):

First semester
Author	Title	Online versions	"Lite" study guide
Homer	Iliad	[1]	Achilles is a whiny momma's boy
Homer	Hymn to Demeter
Homer	Odyssey	[2]	Odysseus has crazy sex appeal
Herodotus	Histories		Herodotus likes to think he's a real historian, but he makes stuff up
Aeschylus	The Oresteia	[3]	Clytemnestra is a stone cold bitch
Sophocles	Oedipus		Oedipus loved his Mother
Euripides	Medea		Medea is a psycho femi-nazi
Thucydides	History of the Peloponnesian War	[4]	Thucydides likes to think he's a real historian, but he makes up "quotes"
Aristophanes	Lysistrata		Women on strike... no sex!
Plato	Symposium		The greeks had sex with little boys; oh, and Socrates makes stuff up
God?	Book of Genesis	[5]	Buy one get one free! That's right, get two of everything!
God?	Book of Job	[6]	The old testament God is schizophrenic
God?	Gospel of Luke	[7]	Uh, I didn't get this far with my reading
God?	Gospel of John	[8]	Hey Jews, here's why should become Christian
Second semester
Author	Title	Online versions	"Lite" study guide
Virgil	Aeneid		Epic poem, mostly plagiarized. Remember Aeneas the Trojan from back in September? Probably not. He travels to Italy and fights a battle, thus founding Rome. It's two for the price of one; you get an Iliad and an Odyssey. Sadly, however, Aeneas is the pussiest hero in all of literature.
Augustine	Confessions	[9]	Babies are evil!
Dante	Inferno	[10]	Which circle of hell will your i-banker and lawyer parents go to?
Boccaccio	The Decameron	[11]	Ten people had an orgy in the countryside
Montaigne	Essays		Find out all about my medieval eating and shitting schedule
Cervantes	Don Quixote	[12] [13]	Meet a fucked-up Spanish wannabe knight
Shakespeare	King Lear	[14]	A dozen characters get seriously fucked up when the king stupidly decides to retire. Lesson: work till you drop.
Shakespeare	Hamlet	[15]	The protagonist is deep down just a poor emo kid
Jane Austen	Pride and Prejudice	[16], [17], [18]	A woman's place is in marriage... and in the kitchen, so make me a sandwich, Barnard girl! Also, don't elope.
Dostoevsky	Crime and Punishment	[19]	Murder!
Woolf	To the Lighthouse		Time passes. There's a window. More time passes. There's a painting. More time passes. Welcome to the boring world of modernist garbage.

See also

• Lit Hum exam leak
• James Robert Russell, who created an imitation "Literature Humanities" seminar at Harvard