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[[Image:Phillies in the Face.jpeg|right|thumb|A day in the life of a Philly, whatever the hell a "Philly" is.]]
 
  
The '''Philadelphia Phillies''' are a Major League baseball team based in [[Philadelphia]], Pennsylvania.  The Phillies did in 2008 what the [[Mets]] and the [[New York Yankees|Yanks]] could not do that year: win a World Series.  The event triggered an enormous citywide riot in which cars were [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvsb-e-S3wg&feature=related overturned], impromptu ritualistic bonfires were [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvfvFJtlyAg lit], and men were sniped off traffic lights with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZk7BIdCns&feature=channel_page whiskey bottles].  The response was so strong because Philly fans are unable to handle victory; the Phillies are the losingest team in MLB history, having lost their 10,000th game on 15 July, 2007.<ref>http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=mlb&id=2937948</ref>
 
  
At the present moment, many a Columbia student can be seen wearing Philly 2008 World Champions merchandise.  The fact that practically no one was wearing Philly merchandise in 2007 arouses suspicions of bandwagonry, although any Philly fan would beg to differ.
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The '''Philadelphia Phillies''' are a Major League baseball team based in [[Philadelphia]], Pennsylvania.  The Phillies did in 2008 what the [[Mets]] and the [[New York Yankees|Yanks]] could not do that year: win important games.  In fact, they won the World Series.  The event triggered an enormous citywide celebration which saw over 2 million Philadelphians celebrating in the streets.  The response was so strong because Philly fans are the best fans in all of sports, and don't need 26 World Series' titles bought with decadent New York City money in order to love their team.  
  
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At the present moment, many a Columbia student can be seen wearing Philly 2008 World Champions merchandise.  This is because Columbians yearn to be the best at everything they do, and thus wish to emulate the Phillies.
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Revision as of 00:52, 29 April 2009


The Philadelphia Phillies are a Major League baseball team based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Phillies did in 2008 what the Mets and the Yanks could not do that year: win important games. In fact, they won the World Series. The event triggered an enormous citywide celebration which saw over 2 million Philadelphians celebrating in the streets. The response was so strong because Philly fans are the best fans in all of sports, and don't need 26 World Series' titles bought with decadent New York City money in order to love their team.

At the present moment, many a Columbia student can be seen wearing Philly 2008 World Champions merchandise. This is because Columbians yearn to be the best at everything they do, and thus wish to emulate the Phillies.