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| − | + | The Jesuit university for New York City. Has their main campus in [[The Bronx]] and another near [[Lincoln Center]]. Generally, the former is filled with conservative jocks and the latter with performing arts major [[hipsters]] who seem like they ought to be going to [[NYU]] or neighboring [[Julliard]]. | |
| − | We pay good money | + | We pay good money to see them whip our football team's ass every year during the [[Liberty Cup]]. Fordham currently leads Columbia in the Liberty Cup series 4-3. Columbia leads Fordham 8-6 in all football games played since 1991, and by 11-6 if you care to count victories in 1972, 1902 and 1890. |
| − | If ever you feel insecure, a snide quip about Fordham will instantly relieve you of any doubts that it is worth the $50,000 you are paying in tuition at Columbia. | + | If ever you feel insecure because you didn't get into Harvard or Yale, a snide quip about Fordham will instantly relieve you of any doubts that it is worth the $50,000 you are paying in tuition at Columbia. |
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Revision as of 16:00, 13 September 2009
The Jesuit university for New York City. Has their main campus in The Bronx and another near Lincoln Center. Generally, the former is filled with conservative jocks and the latter with performing arts major hipsters who seem like they ought to be going to NYU or neighboring Julliard.
We pay good money to see them whip our football team's ass every year during the Liberty Cup. Fordham currently leads Columbia in the Liberty Cup series 4-3. Columbia leads Fordham 8-6 in all football games played since 1991, and by 11-6 if you care to count victories in 1972, 1902 and 1890.
If ever you feel insecure because you didn't get into Harvard or Yale, a snide quip about Fordham will instantly relieve you of any doubts that it is worth the $50,000 you are paying in tuition at Columbia.
