Difference between revisions of "Spectacular failure"
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| − | Failure so complete and so final that it is awe-inspiring. Not something that occurs accidentally, you have to exert some effort to pull this off. | + | Failure so complete and so final that it is awe-inspiring. Not something that occurs accidentally, you have to exert some effort to pull this off. |
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| + | == Methods == | ||
| + | * Be somewhat mentally ill. Use UW writing assignments as an opportunity to threaten and intimidate your professor. This is a risky method, as it may result in incarceration as well as a grade of [[F]] | ||
| + | * Do not, under any circumstances, show up to class more than 2-3 times per semester. | ||
| + | * Use essay assignments as a means for unmitigated self-expression. That is, don't bother writing about anything even tangentially related to the class. Write about what <i>you</i> want to write about. | ||
| + | * The same goes for exams. Exam is an opportunity for you to express yourself. Draw a picture or a diagram. | ||
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[[Category:Registrar]] | [[Category:Registrar]] | ||
Revision as of 13:19, 11 March 2007
See also Fail.
Failure so complete and so final that it is awe-inspiring. Not something that occurs accidentally, you have to exert some effort to pull this off.
Methods
- Be somewhat mentally ill. Use UW writing assignments as an opportunity to threaten and intimidate your professor. This is a risky method, as it may result in incarceration as well as a grade of F
- Do not, under any circumstances, show up to class more than 2-3 times per semester.
- Use essay assignments as a means for unmitigated self-expression. That is, don't bother writing about anything even tangentially related to the class. Write about what you want to write about.
- The same goes for exams. Exam is an opportunity for you to express yourself. Draw a picture or a diagram.
