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Christopher Mark Morris-Lent has been known to remodel train stations between classes, making them more efficient in heat retention. Occasionally he treads water for three days in a row, conditioning his body for absurd physical exertions.  He is an expert in  stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.  He was courted by the Mets.  Children trust him. He can navigate the Barnard tunnels with his eyes closed.  He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.  While vacationing in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a small group of terrorists who had seized a small  bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him.
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'''Christopher Mark Morris-Lent''' (alias '''CML''') [[Columbia College|CC]] '[[2010|10]]  contributed to ''[[The Blue and White]]'' and [[Bwog]]. He began by writing for Bwog on Columbia sports, and appears to despise [[Frontiers of Science]] more than most.
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There was a rumor around Spec that CML was actually a computer, churning a ridiculous amount of articles, one after another. This has yet to be proven false.
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[[Category:Columbia College alumni|Morris-Lent]]
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[[Category:Class of 2010|Morris-Lent]]
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[[Category:English majors|Morris-Lent]]

Latest revision as of 08:01, 25 May 2013

See also Christopher Mark Morris-Lent's entry in Columbia's directory.

Christopher Mark Morris-Lent (alias CML) CC '10 contributed to The Blue and White and Bwog. He began by writing for Bwog on Columbia sports, and appears to despise Frontiers of Science more than most.

There was a rumor around Spec that CML was actually a computer, churning a ridiculous amount of articles, one after another. This has yet to be proven false.

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