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Many '''analogies''' can be drawn between things at Columbia and things in the real world: | Many '''analogies''' can be drawn between things at Columbia and things in the real world: | ||
| − | * [[Columbia Daily Spectator]] = [[New York Times]] | + | ==Publications== |
| − | * [[Blue and White]] = [[New Yorker]] | + | * ''[[Columbia Daily Spectator]]'' = ''The [[New York Times]]'' |
| + | * ''[[The Blue and White]]'' = ''The [[New Yorker]]'' | ||
* [[The Bwog]] = Gawker | * [[The Bwog]] = Gawker | ||
* [[Columbia Undergraduate Science Journal]] = Science | * [[Columbia Undergraduate Science Journal]] = Science | ||
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| + | ==Administration== | ||
* [[University President]] = President of the United States | * [[University President]] = President of the United States | ||
* [[Office of the President]] = White House | * [[Office of the President]] = White House | ||
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* university administration = U.S. Postal Service | * university administration = U.S. Postal Service | ||
* [[Student Financial Services]] = IRS | * [[Student Financial Services]] = IRS | ||
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| + | ==Sport== | ||
* [[Roar-ee]], the [[Columbia Lion]] = Bald Eagle | * [[Roar-ee]], the [[Columbia Lion]] = Bald Eagle | ||
* [[football]] team = U.S. soccer team | * [[football]] team = U.S. soccer team | ||
| − | * baseball team = U.S. cricket team | + | * [[baseball]] team = U.S. cricket team |
| − | * soccer team = U.S. rugby team | + | * [[soccer]] team = U.S. rugby team |
| − | * [[Morningside Heights campus]] = United States | + | |
| − | * [[Manhattanville]] = Detroit | + | ==Places== |
| + | * [[Morningside Heights campus]] = Contiguous United States | ||
| + | * [[Manhattanville (neighborhood)|Manhattanville]] = Detroit | ||
* [[Columbia University Medical Center]] = Alaska | * [[Columbia University Medical Center]] = Alaska | ||
* [[Barnard campus]] = Mexico | * [[Barnard campus]] = Mexico | ||
| − | * | + | * [[Wien Hall]] = housing projects |
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| + | ==Universities== | ||
* [[NYU]] = Canada | * [[NYU]] = Canada | ||
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* [[Ivy League]] = [[Oxbridge]] | * [[Ivy League]] = [[Oxbridge]] | ||
* [[SEAS]] = [[MIT]] | * [[SEAS]] = [[MIT]] | ||
| + | * [[Columbia College]] = Thirteen Colonies | ||
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| + | ==Student Groups== | ||
| + | * Engineering Student Council = Texas Republican Legislature | ||
| + | * Columbia College Student Council = U.S. Democrats | ||
| + | * Activities Board at Columbia = Federal Reserve | ||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* http://gawker.com/365839/everything-i-learned-about-new-york-media-i-learned-at-columbia | * http://gawker.com/365839/everything-i-learned-about-new-york-media-i-learned-at-columbia | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Humor]] |
Latest revision as of 03:21, 26 June 2013
Many analogies can be drawn between things at Columbia and things in the real world:
Contents
Publications
- Columbia Daily Spectator = The New York Times
- The Blue and White = The New Yorker
- The Bwog = Gawker
- Columbia Undergraduate Science Journal = Science
Administration
- University President = President of the United States
- Office of the President = White House
- Samuel Johnson = George Washington
- university administration = U.S. Postal Service
- Student Financial Services = IRS
Sport
- Roar-ee, the Columbia Lion = Bald Eagle
- football team = U.S. soccer team
- baseball team = U.S. cricket team
- soccer team = U.S. rugby team
Places
- Morningside Heights campus = Contiguous United States
- Manhattanville = Detroit
- Columbia University Medical Center = Alaska
- Barnard campus = Mexico
- Wien Hall = housing projects
Universities
- NYU = Canada
- Ivy League = Oxbridge
- SEAS = MIT
- Columbia College = Thirteen Colonies
Student Groups
- Engineering Student Council = Texas Republican Legislature
- Columbia College Student Council = U.S. Democrats
- Activities Board at Columbia = Federal Reserve
