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Hold her hand!<br> | Hold her hand!<br> | ||
| − | Tell lies, | + | Tell her lies!<br> |
| + | Hold her hand, tell her lies, <br> | ||
Let's score!<br> | Let's score!<br> | ||
| + | For women's games: <br> | ||
| − | Make | + | Make him pay!<br> |
| − | Say | + | Say he's funny!<br> |
| − | Make | + | Make him pay, say he's funny,<br> |
Let's score!<br> | Let's score!<br> | ||
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Roar-roar-red<br> | Roar-roar-red<br> | ||
Hit 'em in the head!<br> | Hit 'em in the head!<br> | ||
| − | Roar-roar- | + | Roar-roar-resticle<br> |
Hit 'em in the...other knee!<br> | Hit 'em in the...other knee!<br> | ||
Latest revision as of 19:06, 29 January 2014
Other than playing songs and halftime shows, the Columbia University Marching Band taunts the enemy with clever and deriding chants. These are almost certainly are not sanctioned by the Columbia administration, but they do symbolize the unique and eccentric band this university should be proud of.
Basketball
On offense
For men's games:
Hold her hand!
Tell her lies!
Hold her hand, tell her lies,
Let's score!
For women's games:
Make him pay!
Say he's funny!
Make him pay, say he's funny,
Let's score!
Get it up!
Put it in!
Get it up, put it in,
Let's score!
Roar-roar-ee!
Hit 'em in the knee!
Roar-roar-red
Hit 'em in the head!
Roar-roar-resticle
Hit 'em in the...other knee!
Cheeseburgers cheeseburgers cheeseburgers!
Pepsi pepsi pepsi!
C'mon Columbia
Give 'em epilepsy!
Whenever Columbia takes the lead
We havvvve...an insurmountable leaaaaad!
On defense
Fight Columbia, fight Columbia,
Make them scream in pain!
(repeat)
Fight Columbia, fight Columbia,
Make my nipples hard!
(repeat)
Against the referee
(to the tune of "O My Darling Clementine"):
Who's your father, who's your father
Who's your father, referee?
You don't have one
You're a bastard
You're a bastard, referee!
The ref blew the call!
The ref blew the call!
Swallow, ref, swallow!
The ref brought his lunch!
The ref brought his lunch!
Eat it, ref, eat it!
The ref beats his wife!
The ref beats his wife!
Beat it, ref, beat it!
