Difference between revisions of "Princeton University"
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| − | '''Princeton University''' is the Anti-Columbia. Think of it as th Ivy League Anti-Christ. They stand for eveything we hate. New Jersey (There's a reason we call Princeton the deoderant in the arm-pit of America). Open Space. A strong emphasis on undergraduate education. And they graduated Aaron Burr, who was so upset at the inferior quality of his education that he killed [[Alexander Hamilton]] in a jealous fit of rage. | + | '''Princeton University''' is the Anti-Columbia. Think of it as th Ivy League Anti-Christ. They stand for eveything we hate. New Jersey (There's a reason we call Princeton the deoderant in the arm-pit of America). Open Space. A strong emphasis on undergraduate education. And they graduated [[Aaron Burr]], who was so upset at the inferior quality of his education that he killed [[Alexander Hamilton]] in a jealous fit of rage. |
* Elitist Eating clubs | * Elitist Eating clubs | ||
Revision as of 21:34, 1 April 2007
Princeton University is the Anti-Columbia. Think of it as th Ivy League Anti-Christ. They stand for eveything we hate. New Jersey (There's a reason we call Princeton the deoderant in the arm-pit of America). Open Space. A strong emphasis on undergraduate education. And they graduated Aaron Burr, who was so upset at the inferior quality of his education that he killed Alexander Hamilton in a jealous fit of rage.
- Elitist Eating clubs
- WASPy pedigrees
- Suburban indolence
- Country-club air
Playwright Tony Kushner ridiculed Princeton during his 2004 Class Day address. Admittedly, that's not exactly very hard to do.
