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'''Uris (A common contraction for Your Penis) Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].
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'''Uris Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool and is part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Swimmers have purported that "Uris" is a colloquial contraction for "your penis."  Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. It is here that [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]], although [[Mortimer Adler|a few]] never make it.
  
Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) they would only fill half of uris pool!
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Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!
 
 
And lil Johnny Sidman is a bitch.
 
  
  
 
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Latest revision as of 08:45, 30 April 2009

Uris Pool is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool and is part of the Dodge Physical Fitness Center. Swimmers have purported that "Uris" is a colloquial contraction for "your penis." Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath Uris Hall. It is here that Columbia College students are required to take the Swim Test, although a few never make it.

Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!