Difference between revisions of "Christopher Mark Morris-Lent"
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| − | Christopher Mark Morris-Lent was | + | Christopher Mark Morris-Lent has been known to remodel train stations between classes, making them more efficient in heat retention. Occasionally he treads water for three days in a row, conditioning his body for absurd physical exertions. He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He was courted by the Mets. Children trust him. He can navegate the Barnard tunnels with his eyes closed. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. While vacationing in Canada once, she successfully negotiated with a small group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him. |
Revision as of 18:46, 19 April 2007
Christopher Mark Morris-Lent has been known to remodel train stations between classes, making them more efficient in heat retention. Occasionally he treads water for three days in a row, conditioning his body for absurd physical exertions. He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He was courted by the Mets. Children trust him. He can navegate the Barnard tunnels with his eyes closed. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. While vacationing in Canada once, she successfully negotiated with a small group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him.
