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| − | '''Christopher Mark Morris-Lent''' has been known to remodel train stations between classes, making them more efficient in heat retention. Occasionally he treads water for three days in a row, conditioning his body for absurd physical exertions.<ref>Reference required.</ref> He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.<ref>Reference required.</ref> Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.<ref>Reference required.</ref> He was courted by the Mets.<ref>Reference required.</ref> Children trust him.<ref>Reference required.</ref> He can navigate the Barnard tunnels with his eyes closed. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.<ref>Reference required.</ref> While vacationing in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a small group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.<ref>Reference required.</ref> The laws of physics do not apply to him.<ref>Reference required.</ref> | + | '''Christopher Mark Morris-Lent''' is a [[Columbia College]] student in the Class of 2010. He contributes to [[The Bwog]]. |
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