Difference between revisions of "Butler goggles"
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What one has when, after being in [[Butler Library]] for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles". | What one has when, after being in [[Butler Library]] for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles". | ||
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| + | Definition from [[Bwog]]: the skewing of perception and slipping standards of beauty that result from hours of studying. | ||
Symptoms include: | Symptoms include: | ||
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* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps. | * increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps. | ||
* increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc. | * increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc. | ||
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| + | == See also == | ||
| + | * [[Butler sex]] | ||
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| + | == External links == | ||
| + | * [http://www.bwog.net/index.php?page=post&article_id=130 The Bwog: The Definitive Guide to Butler Sex]] | ||
[[Category: Opinion pieces]] | [[Category: Opinion pieces]] | ||
Revision as of 13:46, 5 May 2007
What one has when, after being in Butler Library for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".
Definition from Bwog: the skewing of perception and slipping standards of beauty that result from hours of studying.
Symptoms include:
- staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
- an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
- increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps.
- increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.
