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'''Boredatbutler.com''', or '''B@B''', is a hangout for bored people. It is "the last resort, when there's no one on aim, no one on fb, nothing new on the net." | '''Boredatbutler.com''', or '''B@B''', is a hangout for bored people. It is "the last resort, when there's no one on aim, no one on fb, nothing new on the net." | ||
| − | + | == Theories about visitors == | |
| − | + | * Many B@B visitors happen to be fucking idiots. And some aren't fucking idiots. They're just idiots themselves. Just good old, plain jane idiots. Damn straight. | |
| + | * The larger majority of B@B visitors are Columbia gay men, looking to hook up with each other in [[the stacks]] or equally sketchy areas. It has been suggested that, while straight couples nearly never hook up, more than a few gay students have found temporary love thanks to the anonymous message board. | ||
== Frequent discussions == | == Frequent discussions == | ||
Revision as of 12:33, 7 March 2007
Boredatbutler.com, or B@B, is a hangout for bored people. It is "the last resort, when there's no one on aim, no one on fb, nothing new on the net."
Contents
Theories about visitors
- Many B@B visitors happen to be fucking idiots. And some aren't fucking idiots. They're just idiots themselves. Just good old, plain jane idiots. Damn straight.
- The larger majority of B@B visitors are Columbia gay men, looking to hook up with each other in the stacks or equally sketchy areas. It has been suggested that, while straight couples nearly never hook up, more than a few gay students have found temporary love thanks to the anonymous message board.
Frequent discussions
- Words like "fuck," "dick," "pussy," and oddly enough "shaving"
Life at Columbia
- Barnard jokes
- GS students (they're old, they smell, and they're annoying)
- Midterms (midterms are a bitch; I don't want to study for midterms; I'm going to fail all of my midterms)
- What's the average GPA?
- Is my GPA high or low? (answer: low, ha ha)
- Manhattanville (Should Columbia buy all of Harlem and build a huge student center + park + new dorms there?)
- I don't want Matthew Fox, I want George Bush
"Self help"
- I have no life! / You have no life!
- I'm fucked! / You're fucked!
- I hate my life! (there's a good chance I'll jump under a moving car next week)
- What's the best way to kill yourself?
Sex and relationships
- Sex with ugly people vs. no sex at all
- Should I ask the girl opposite from me out?
- Talking to girls (has anyone tried yet?)
- Who wants to have sex in the stacks (answer: nobody, ever)
- Relationship advice (why do you guys always go for the boobs first?)
- Should I shave? How?
