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The '''Ivy League''' is an athletic conference comprising eight private institutions of higher education located in the northeastern United States. They are: | The '''Ivy League''' is an athletic conference comprising eight private institutions of higher education located in the northeastern United States. They are: | ||
| − | * Brown University | + | * [[Brown|Brown University]] |
| − | * Cornell University | + | * [[Cornell|Cornell University]] |
| − | * Dartmouth College | + | * [[Dartmouth|Dartmouth College]] |
| − | * Harvard University | + | * [[Harvard|Harvard University]] |
* [[Princeton|Princeton University]] | * [[Princeton|Princeton University]] | ||
| − | * University of Pennsylvania | + | * [[University of Pennsylvania]] |
* [[Yale|Yale University]] | * [[Yale|Yale University]] | ||
| − | * | + | * Us |
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| + | == Jokes == | ||
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| + | === The cliff === | ||
| + | A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind". | ||
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| + | === Light bulbs === | ||
| + | * How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb? | ||
| + | : One. He stands there and the world revolves around him. | ||
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| + | [[Category:Universities]] | ||
Revision as of 05:04, 9 March 2007
The Ivy League is an athletic conference comprising eight private institutions of higher education located in the northeastern United States. They are:
- Brown University
- Cornell University
- Dartmouth College
- Harvard University
- Princeton University
- University of Pennsylvania
- Yale University
- Us
Jokes
The cliff
A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".
Light bulbs
- How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
- One. He stands there and the world revolves around him.
