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[[Image:Phillies in the Face.jpeg|right|thumb|Phillies MVP shortstop Jimmy Rollins being mercilessly beaned by a jealous pitcher.]]
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[[Image:Phillies in the Face.jpeg|right|thumb|A day in the life of a Philly, whatever the hell a "Philly" is.]]
  
The '''Philadelphia Phillies''' are a Major League baseball team based in [[Philadelphia]], Pennsylvania.  The Phillies did in 2008 what the [[Mets]] and the [[New York Yankees|Yanks]] could not do that year: win somethingIn fact, they won the World Series.   
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The '''Philadelphia Phillies''' are a Major League baseball team based in [[Philadelphia]], Pennsylvania.  The Phillies did in 2008 what the [[Mets]] and the [[New York Yankees|Yanks]] could not do that year: win a World SeriesThe event triggered an enormous citywide riot in which cars were [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvsb-e-S3wg&feature=related overturned], impromptu ritualistic bonfires were [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvfvFJtlyAg lit], and men were sniped off traffic lights with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZk7BIdCns&feature=channel_page whiskey bottles].  The response was so strong because Philly fans are unable to handle victory; the Phillies are the losingest team in MLB history, having lost their 10,000th game on 15 July, 2007.<ref>http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=mlb&id=2937948</ref>
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At the present moment, many a Columbia student can be seen wearing Philly 2008 World Champions merchandiseThe fact that practically no one was wearing Philly merchandise in 2007 arouses suspicions of bandwagonry, although any Philly fan would beg to differ.
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Many a Mets fan wishing to feel better about himself will tell you that the Phillies are the losingest franchise in sports history, having lost over 10,000 games.  While this is true, it is mainly due to the fact that the Philadelphia Phillies are the oldest continuously operating sports franchise in the United States, and when one compares the two teams' historical records, their winning percentages are just about the same.
 
  
 
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Revision as of 20:13, 28 April 2009

A day in the life of a Philly, whatever the hell a "Philly" is.

The Philadelphia Phillies are a Major League baseball team based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Phillies did in 2008 what the Mets and the Yanks could not do that year: win a World Series. The event triggered an enormous citywide riot in which cars were overturned, impromptu ritualistic bonfires were lit, and men were sniped off traffic lights with whiskey bottles. The response was so strong because Philly fans are unable to handle victory; the Phillies are the losingest team in MLB history, having lost their 10,000th game on 15 July, 2007.[1]

At the present moment, many a Columbia student can be seen wearing Philly 2008 World Champions merchandise. The fact that practically no one was wearing Philly merchandise in 2007 arouses suspicions of bandwagonry, although any Philly fan would beg to differ.

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