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'''Long Island''' is, as the name implies, a long island.  It extends east from [[Manhattan]] into the Atlantic.  The western-most quarter of the island is made up of the boroughs of [[Brooklyn]] and [[Queens]], though when referring to Long Island, most people are referring to the outermost two counties:  Nassau and Suffolk (aka the suburbs).
 
'''Long Island''' is, as the name implies, a long island.  It extends east from [[Manhattan]] into the Atlantic.  The western-most quarter of the island is made up of the boroughs of [[Brooklyn]] and [[Queens]], though when referring to Long Island, most people are referring to the outermost two counties:  Nassau and Suffolk (aka the suburbs).
  
Basically, only go there if you're going to visit family (if your family is from there, we're sorry), or, if you're wealthy, to sun yourself in the Hamptons. Long Island has a tiny wine country you could visit, for some reason, on the part of the island that hasn't been completely overtaken by tract housing. Don't. It's not really worth it. And don't ever stay too long.
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Long Island is accessible via the obviously named Long Island Expressway and Long Island Rail Road, but you don't need to know that, because you should only go if you're going to visit family (and if your family is from there, we're sorry), or, if you're wealthy, to sun yourself in the Hamptons. Long Island has a tiny wine country you could visit, for some reason, on the part of the island that hasn't been completely overtaken by tract housing. Don't. It's not really worth it. And don't ever stay too long.
  
 
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Revision as of 23:05, 16 September 2010

Long Island is, as the name implies, a long island. It extends east from Manhattan into the Atlantic. The western-most quarter of the island is made up of the boroughs of Brooklyn and Queens, though when referring to Long Island, most people are referring to the outermost two counties: Nassau and Suffolk (aka the suburbs).

Long Island is accessible via the obviously named Long Island Expressway and Long Island Rail Road, but you don't need to know that, because you should only go if you're going to visit family (and if your family is from there, we're sorry), or, if you're wealthy, to sun yourself in the Hamptons. Long Island has a tiny wine country you could visit, for some reason, on the part of the island that hasn't been completely overtaken by tract housing. Don't. It's not really worth it. And don't ever stay too long.