Difference between revisions of "Twitter"
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'''Twitter''' is a social network that's inherently superior to Facebook because: | '''Twitter''' is a social network that's inherently superior to Facebook because: | ||
| − | 1. Your entire family isn't on it and are therefore not inviting you to play Farmville or assaulting you with baby photos. | + | <blockquote>1. Your entire family isn't on it and are therefore not inviting you to play Farmville or assaulting you with baby photos. |
2. It didn't ever come into conflict with any [[CUCommunity|superior Columbia-originated social networks]] which it unfairly eclipsed. | 2. It didn't ever come into conflict with any [[CUCommunity|superior Columbia-originated social networks]] which it unfairly eclipsed. | ||
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3. You can concoct a completely anonymous persona with which to troll your enemies. | 3. You can concoct a completely anonymous persona with which to troll your enemies. | ||
| − | 4. You are limited to 140 characters, and brevity is the soul of wit. | + | 4. You are limited to 140 characters, and brevity is the soul of wit.</blockquote> |
Use liberally, but not too liberally that you awaken the [http://www.whatisfailwhale.info/ fail whale]. | Use liberally, but not too liberally that you awaken the [http://www.whatisfailwhale.info/ fail whale]. | ||
[[Category:Websites]] | [[Category:Websites]] | ||
Revision as of 17:27, 25 April 2013
- See also Wikipedia's article about "Twitter".
Twitter is a social network that's inherently superior to Facebook because:
1. Your entire family isn't on it and are therefore not inviting you to play Farmville or assaulting you with baby photos.
2. It didn't ever come into conflict with any superior Columbia-originated social networks which it unfairly eclipsed.
3. You can concoct a completely anonymous persona with which to troll your enemies.
4. You are limited to 140 characters, and brevity is the soul of wit.
Use liberally, but not too liberally that you awaken the fail whale.
