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==Ferris== | ==Ferris== | ||
===Bananas=== | ===Bananas=== | ||
| − | + | * When have you not stolen a handful and forgotten about your bananas or your Carman windowsill? | |
===Overnight Oats=== | ===Overnight Oats=== | ||
* Introduced in Spring 2020, accompanies the Greek yogurt and canned fruit bar in the mornings | * Introduced in Spring 2020, accompanies the Greek yogurt and canned fruit bar in the mornings | ||
* Initially excessively watered down but gradual improvements were made. | * Initially excessively watered down but gradual improvements were made. | ||
| + | * in contrast to their hot oatmeal, | ||
| + | * LOok at that gorgeous sludge | ||
===Alternative Milk Varieties=== | ===Alternative Milk Varieties=== | ||
*Oat Milk by Oatly | *Oat Milk by Oatly | ||
*On occasion subtly placed in backpacks and mysteriously | *On occasion subtly placed in backpacks and mysteriously | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Brownies=== | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Cheesecakes=== | ||
| + | * A good old classic New York style cheesecake, | ||
| + | * Rich, fluffy, and thick. High demand means you’ll need to get there quick. | ||
| + | * The lemon cheesecake was especially decadent. | ||
| + | ===Tea bags (Bigelow)=== | ||
| + | * Has the absolute best variety out of all the dining halls | ||
| + | * Green Tea Pomegranate, Vanilla Chai, Peppermint, Earl Grey, Lemon, Black | ||
| + | ===Themed=== | ||
| + | * BAO | ||
| + | * Game of Thrones | ||
| + | * Desserts: The absolute richest cheesecake, chocolate cake, | ||
| + | * Image of food and desserts | ||
| + | ===Cappuccino bread=== | ||
| + | * With chocolate chips | ||
| + | * sOOO moist, melts right in your mouth | ||
| + | * image | ||
| + | ===Avocado Toast=== | ||
| + | * Not really avocado toast, but rich elite Columbia students need to get their elitist food fix. | ||
| + | * More of a sloppy mix of guac on stale deflated bread–which can be partially revived through the conveyor belt toaster that catches on fire way too often. | ||
| + | ===Buffalo Chicken/Caesar Chicken Wrap=== | ||
==John Jay== | ==John Jay== | ||
Revision as of 21:38, 18 September 2020
Ranking of the best foods in each dining hall on campus.
Contents
JJ's
Overnight Oats
- Tropical
- Chocolate
- Strawberry Cheesecake
- Surprisingly great for those drunken munchies.
“Smoothies”
- more like a slushie
- Strawberry Banana, Blueberry Pomegranate, and Mango
- heard through the grapevine that they taste great with vodka
- It is rumored that Columbia Dining repurposes the old smoothie syrup mix to make their beverage offerings more diverse. One such repurposing consists of pure syrup diluted with water into the cursed form of John Jay's “Blueberry Pomegranate Juice.” Diabetes galore.
Wings
- Elite with honey mustard
Dino nuggets
- rare offering
Quesadillas
- Notable combos: Fried egg + normal quesadilla for the ultimate breakfast (or hangover) experience
Omelets
- Occasionally served with a side of eggshells
Beyond Burger (without the bun)
- Healthy alternative to the traditional beef/turkey burgers served
Red Velvet Pancakes
- cream cheese frosting
Boba Pancakes
- In an attempt at American+Asian fusion, tapioca balls and purple boba syrup were mixed with traditional American pancakes to create a
Milkshakes
- 80% of the time, not frozen. Way too milky.
Events:
- Harry Potter
- Oscars Red Carpet
- Popcorn galore
- Charcuterie board-- Ritz Crackers + Kraft Cheese
- Chocolate covered strawberries
Ferris
Bananas
- When have you not stolen a handful and forgotten about your bananas or your Carman windowsill?
Overnight Oats
- Introduced in Spring 2020, accompanies the Greek yogurt and canned fruit bar in the mornings
- Initially excessively watered down but gradual improvements were made.
- in contrast to their hot oatmeal,
- LOok at that gorgeous sludge
Alternative Milk Varieties
- Oat Milk by Oatly
- On occasion subtly placed in backpacks and mysteriously
Brownies
Cheesecakes
- A good old classic New York style cheesecake,
- Rich, fluffy, and thick. High demand means you’ll need to get there quick.
- The lemon cheesecake was especially decadent.
Tea bags (Bigelow)
- Has the absolute best variety out of all the dining halls
- Green Tea Pomegranate, Vanilla Chai, Peppermint, Earl Grey, Lemon, Black
Themed
- BAO
- Game of Thrones
- Desserts: The absolute richest cheesecake, chocolate cake,
- Image of food and desserts
Cappuccino bread
- With chocolate chips
- sOOO moist, melts right in your mouth
- image
Avocado Toast
- Not really avocado toast, but rich elite Columbia students need to get their elitist food fix.
- More of a sloppy mix of guac on stale deflated bread–which can be partially revived through the conveyor belt toaster that catches on fire way too often.
Buffalo Chicken/Caesar Chicken Wrap
John Jay
Smoothies
- introduced in Spring 2020, replaced beloved bagel bar
- bagels became self serve by the ice cream machine
- common flavors offered: usually a green smoothie paired with a more fruit smoothie
- introduced paper straws. not a great combo with smoothies because they become soggy :(
Bagel Bar
- Demoted to self-serve, humbly providing smoked salmon, capers, and all the essentials for a filling meal.
- Multip
