Difference between revisions of "Christopher Mark Morris-Lent"
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| − | Christopher Mark Morris-Lent has been known to remodel train stations between classes, making them more efficient in heat retention. Occasionally he treads water for three days in a row, conditioning his body for absurd physical exertions. He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He was courted by the Mets. Children trust him. He can navigate the Barnard tunnels with his eyes closed. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. While vacationing in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a small group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him. | + | '''Christopher Mark Morris-Lent''' has been known to remodel train stations between classes, making them more efficient in heat retention. Occasionally he treads water for three days in a row, conditioning his body for absurd physical exertions.<ref>Reference required.</ref> He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.<ref>Reference required.</ref> Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.<ref>Reference required.</ref> He was courted by the Mets.<ref>Reference required.</ref> Children trust him.<ref>Reference required.</ref> He can navigate the Barnard tunnels with his eyes closed. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.<ref>Reference required.</ref> While vacationing in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a small group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.<ref>Reference required.</ref> The laws of physics do not apply to him.<ref>Reference required.</ref> |
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Revision as of 19:05, 19 April 2007
Christopher Mark Morris-Lent has been known to remodel train stations between classes, making them more efficient in heat retention. Occasionally he treads water for three days in a row, conditioning his body for absurd physical exertions.[1] He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.[2] Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.[3] He was courted by the Mets.[4] Children trust him.[5] He can navigate the Barnard tunnels with his eyes closed. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.[6] While vacationing in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a small group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.[7] The laws of physics do not apply to him.[8]
