Difference between revisions of "Barnard jokes"
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| − | '''Barnard Jokes''' are an institution at Columbia. The [[CUMB]] is often a source for these jokes, usually the most vulgar and risque of them. This despite reasonably high Barnard representation in the band. It's just part of Columbia life. Jokes are also kept alive by | + | '''Barnard Jokes''' are an institution at Columbia. The [[CUMB]] is often a source for these jokes, usually the most vulgar and risque of them. This despite reasonably high Barnard representation in the band. It's just part of Columbia life. Jokes are also kept alive by freshmen who feel the need to revel in feelings of superiority over someone. They usually just need to get over themselves. |
== Jokes == | == Jokes == | ||
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* Why is Barnard on the West side of Broadway? | * Why is Barnard on the West side of Broadway? | ||
:So if the Hudson floods, all of the dykes will protect Columbia. | :So if the Hudson floods, all of the dykes will protect Columbia. | ||
| + | * A Barnard girl goes down quicker than the vodka it took to make her look pretty. | ||
[[Category:Barnard College]] | [[Category:Barnard College]] | ||
[[Category:Humor]] | [[Category:Humor]] | ||
Revision as of 14:56, 4 May 2007
Barnard Jokes are an institution at Columbia. The CUMB is often a source for these jokes, usually the most vulgar and risque of them. This despite reasonably high Barnard representation in the band. It's just part of Columbia life. Jokes are also kept alive by freshmen who feel the need to revel in feelings of superiority over someone. They usually just need to get over themselves.
Jokes
- By and large, Barnard girls are Bi and Large.
- Why did the Columbia student cross the street?
- To get a blow job.
- Why did the Barnard student cross the street?
- To get an education.
- Barnard to Bed, Columbia to Wed
- Why is Barnard on the West side of Broadway?
- So if the Hudson floods, all of the dykes will protect Columbia.
- A Barnard girl goes down quicker than the vodka it took to make her look pretty.
