Difference between revisions of "Butler goggles"
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* an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks | * an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks | ||
* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures | * increased masturbation to Facebook pictures | ||
| − | * overall horniness | + | * increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc. |
Revision as of 13:25, 5 May 2007
What one has when, after being in Butler Library for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".
Symptoms include:
- staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
- an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
- increased masturbation to Facebook pictures
- increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.
