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Notable bureaucratic successes depend upon whom you ask and what you value. Most go unheralded or take effect years after the graduation of their primary instigators. | Notable bureaucratic successes depend upon whom you ask and what you value. Most go unheralded or take effect years after the graduation of their primary instigators. | ||
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| + | ==Methods of Dealing== | ||
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| + | There are many ways of wrangling the bureaucracy tenaciously. Some are better than others in certain situations. All the methods delineated below have worked in some way. | ||
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| + | ===Overly long petitions=== | ||
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| + | Like our sworn enemy Aaron Burr, who submitted a 40-page water bill to the New York legislature in 1799 that included one sentence permitting him to establish a bank buried among regulations for the diameter of pipes and angle of downward incline, and then shut down the water company within 4 months an established what would become JPMorgan Chase, the administration will, in more than one occasion, rubber-stamp overly long petitions without reasoning out all its implications. | ||
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| + | Known, slightly-questionable, overly long petitions that have been successfully granted include: | ||
| + | * Petition to take 3 credits of mathematics outside the university (normally not permitted for CC). | ||
| + | * Petition to transfer from SEAS to CC. | ||
| + | * Petition to allow two 3-4 credit senior seminars to overlap each other by almost an hour (normally, only <10 minutes is permitted) | ||
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Revision as of 15:04, 26 December 2007
Tenacious bureaucratic wrangling is by far the most important life skill you will learn as a Columbia undergraduate. Learn the administration inside out and make it work for you, and you will find that the old adage, "If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere" is very true. Columbia's bureaucracy rivals that of many governments in size and scope, and it can be either incredibly useful or incredibly frustrating.
Examples of tenacious (and less tenacious) bureaucratic wrangling include passing resolutions, holding town hall meetings, writing petitions, sending voluminous emails, holding a protest, serving on committees, going over people's heads, and perhaps most importantly, meeting personally with administrators. The last method is the only way anything ever actually changes on campus, though it may need to be combined with the other methods (especially the fourth and penultimate examples).
Notable bureaucratic successes depend upon whom you ask and what you value. Most go unheralded or take effect years after the graduation of their primary instigators.
Methods of Dealing
There are many ways of wrangling the bureaucracy tenaciously. Some are better than others in certain situations. All the methods delineated below have worked in some way.
Overly long petitions
Like our sworn enemy Aaron Burr, who submitted a 40-page water bill to the New York legislature in 1799 that included one sentence permitting him to establish a bank buried among regulations for the diameter of pipes and angle of downward incline, and then shut down the water company within 4 months an established what would become JPMorgan Chase, the administration will, in more than one occasion, rubber-stamp overly long petitions without reasoning out all its implications.
Known, slightly-questionable, overly long petitions that have been successfully granted include:
- Petition to take 3 credits of mathematics outside the university (normally not permitted for CC).
- Petition to transfer from SEAS to CC.
- Petition to allow two 3-4 credit senior seminars to overlap each other by almost an hour (normally, only <10 minutes is permitted)
