Difference between revisions of "Ivy League"
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=== Light bulbs === | === Light bulbs === | ||
| − | * How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb? | + | * How many [[Harvard]] students does it take to change a light bulb? |
| − | : One. He | + | : One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. |
| + | * How many [[Princeton]] students does it take to change a light bulb? | ||
| + | : Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. | ||
| + | * How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? | ||
| + | : None. Hanover doesn't have electricity. | ||
| + | * How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? | ||
| + | : Two. One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure. | ||
| + | * How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? | ||
| + | : Seventy-six. One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest. | ||
| + | * How many [[Yale]] students does it take to change a lightbulb? | ||
| + | : None. [[New Haven]] looks better in the dark. | ||
[[Category:Universities]] | [[Category:Universities]] | ||
Revision as of 05:11, 9 March 2007
The Ivy League is an athletic conference comprising eight private institutions of higher education located in the northeastern United States. They are:
- Brown University
- Cornell University
- Dartmouth College
- Harvard University
- Princeton University
- University of Pennsylvania
- Yale University
- Us
Jokes
The cliff
A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".
Light bulbs
- How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
- One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
- How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
- Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
- How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None. Hanover doesn't have electricity.
- How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Two. One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
- How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Seventy-six. One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
- How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None. New Haven looks better in the dark.
