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'''Uris (A common contraction for Your Penis) Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].
 
'''Uris (A common contraction for Your Penis) Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].
  
Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) they would only fill half of uris pool!
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Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!
  
 
And lil Johnny Sidman is a bitch.
 
And lil Johnny Sidman is a bitch.

Revision as of 03:18, 30 April 2009

Uris (A common contraction for Your Penis) Pool is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the Dodge Physical Fitness Center. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath Uris Hall. The pool is where Columbia College students are required to take the Swim Test.

Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!

And lil Johnny Sidman is a bitch.