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'''Tufts University''' may or may not have anything to do with Columbia.  It is an educational institution located in Medford and Somerville, Massachusetts consistently ranked among the top 25 universities in the country. It has a relatively large campus with beautiful gardens and a famous hill that separates campus into "Uphill" and "Downhill." This division creates an unspoken rivalry between the dining halls and dormitories located uphill and downhill. Only a short walk from the Red Line's Davis Square T station, Tufts is close to the city of [[Boston]]. Tufts is also connected to the greater Boston area by bus. In fact, several stops are conveniently located right on campus.  
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'''Tufts University''' is a sort of indistinct educational institution with a campus that looks like a cheap version of [[Harvard]]'s. It's located close to, but infuriatingly inaccessible from, the city of [[Boston]]. In fact, to get anywhere by public transportation, Tufts students must inevitably pass by Harvard, reminding them of their academic inferiority every time they venture out into the wider world.
  
''Seinfeld'' character Elaine Benes attended Tufts, because, she said, it was her safety school.  
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''Seinfeld'' character Elaine Benes attended Tufts, because, she said, it was her safety school. This is pretty much anyone's unstated reasoning for going there.
  
Culturally, it's known for having a frat and binge drinking culture locally rivaled only by [[MIT]]. Though the university's student body is not particularly diverse, Tufts students are generally very friendly and smart (the Class of 2013 has an SAT average of 2180). Males and females in the student body are not particularly attractive, as noted by
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Culturally, it's known for having a frat and binge drinking culture locally rivaled only by [[MIT]], although both these institutions' achievements in these fields are sad when compared to any state university near you.
[http://collegeprowler.com/tufts-university/guys--and--girls/ College Prowler rankings]. However,
 
[http://news.about-knowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/scott-brown-cosmopolitan-magazine.jpg Senator Scott Brown] is a famous exception to this rating.
 
 
 
== Light Bulb Joke ==
 
* How many Tufts students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
: Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as an Ivy League student.
 
  
 
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Revision as of 23:19, 6 September 2011

See also Wikipedia's article about "Tufts University".

Tufts University is a sort of indistinct educational institution with a campus that looks like a cheap version of Harvard's. It's located close to, but infuriatingly inaccessible from, the city of Boston. In fact, to get anywhere by public transportation, Tufts students must inevitably pass by Harvard, reminding them of their academic inferiority every time they venture out into the wider world.

Seinfeld character Elaine Benes attended Tufts, because, she said, it was her safety school. This is pretty much anyone's unstated reasoning for going there.

Culturally, it's known for having a frat and binge drinking culture locally rivaled only by MIT, although both these institutions' achievements in these fields are sad when compared to any state university near you.