Difference between revisions of "Twitter"
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'''Twitter''' is a social network that's inherently superior to Facebook because: | '''Twitter''' is a social network that's inherently superior to Facebook because: | ||
| − | + | :1. Your entire family isn't on it and are therefore not inviting you to play Farmville or assaulting you with baby photos. | |
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| − | 2. It didn't ever come into conflict with any [[CUCommunity|superior Columbia-originated social networks]] which it unfairly eclipsed. | + | :2. It didn't ever come into conflict with any [[CUCommunity|superior Columbia-originated social networks]] which it unfairly eclipsed. |
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| − | 3. You can concoct a completely anonymous persona with which to troll your enemies. | + | :3. You can concoct a completely anonymous persona with which to troll your enemies. |
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| − | 4. You are limited to 140 characters, and brevity is the soul of wit. | + | :4. You are limited to 140 characters, and brevity is the soul of wit. |
Use liberally, but not too liberally that you awaken the [http://www.whatisfailwhale.info/ fail whale]. | Use liberally, but not too liberally that you awaken the [http://www.whatisfailwhale.info/ fail whale]. | ||
[[Category:Websites]] | [[Category:Websites]] | ||
Revision as of 17:28, 25 April 2013
- See also Wikipedia's article about "Twitter".
Twitter is a social network that's inherently superior to Facebook because:
- 1. Your entire family isn't on it and are therefore not inviting you to play Farmville or assaulting you with baby photos.
- 2. It didn't ever come into conflict with any superior Columbia-originated social networks which it unfairly eclipsed.
- 3. You can concoct a completely anonymous persona with which to troll your enemies.
- 4. You are limited to 140 characters, and brevity is the soul of wit.
Use liberally, but not too liberally that you awaken the fail whale.
