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The most infamous question is definitely "Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?" Most seniors try to give witty or pun-filled answers to this question, rather than answering straightforwardly.   
 
The most infamous question is definitely "Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?" Most seniors try to give witty or pun-filled answers to this question, rather than answering straightforwardly.   
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Perhaps not realizing this, one senior (known only by his pseudonym, Fromage ’13) attempted a statistical analysis of the answers to this question in Spring 2013.<ref>[http://bwog.com/2013/04/24/oral-sex-or-cheese-the-truth-revealed/ "Oral Sex or Cheese? The Truth Revealed"], [[Bwog]], 4/24/13</ref> His study, which concluded that Columbia students—especially Columbia women—prefer cheese to oral sex, received some sensationalist media coverage.<ref>[http://bwog.com/2013/05/05/our-preference-for-cheese-over-oral-sex-is-still-making-news/ "Our Preference for Cheese Over Oral Sex Is Still Making News"], [[Bwog]], 5/5/13</ref><ref>[http://gothamist.com/2013/04/27/an_inordinate_amount_of_columbia_st.php "An Inordinate Number of Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Oral Sex"], [[Gothamist]], 4/27/13</ref><ref>[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/29/columbia-cheese-oral-sex_n_3180140.html "Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Oral Sex"], Huffington Post, 4/29/13</ref><ref>[http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/04/study-shows-columbia-university-students-prefer-cheese-to-another-pleasurable-pastime "Study Shows Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Another Pleasurable Pastime"], Complex, 4/28/13</ref><ref>[http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-05-01/the-debate-i-never-knew-id-have-oral-sex-vs-cheese/ "The Debate I Never Knew I'd Have: Oral Sex vs Cheese"], The Frisky, 5/1/13</ref><ref>[http://www.culturecheesemag.com/news/would-you-rather-give-up-oral-sex-or-cheese "Would You Rather Give Up Oral Sex or Cheese? (NSFW)"], Culture Cheese Magazine, 5/7/13</ref>
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Perhaps not realizing this, one senior (known only by his pseudonym, Fromage ’13) attempted a statistical analysis of the answers to this question in Spring 2013.<ref>[http://bwog.com/2013/04/24/oral-sex-or-cheese-the-truth-revealed/ "Oral Sex or Cheese? The Truth Revealed"], [[Bwog]], 4/24/13</ref> [http://bwog.com/2013/04/24/oral-sex-or-cheese-the-truth-revealed/ His study], which concluded that Columbia students—especially Columbia women—prefer cheese to oral sex, received some sensationalist media coverage.<ref>[http://bwog.com/2013/05/05/our-preference-for-cheese-over-oral-sex-is-still-making-news/ "Our Preference for Cheese Over Oral Sex Is Still Making News"], [[Bwog]], 5/5/13</ref><ref>[http://gothamist.com/2013/04/27/an_inordinate_amount_of_columbia_st.php "An Inordinate Number of Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Oral Sex"], [[Gothamist]], 4/27/13</ref><ref>[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/29/columbia-cheese-oral-sex_n_3180140.html "Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Oral Sex"], Huffington Post, 4/29/13</ref><ref>[http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/04/study-shows-columbia-university-students-prefer-cheese-to-another-pleasurable-pastime "Study Shows Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Another Pleasurable Pastime"], Complex, 4/28/13</ref><ref>[http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-05-01/the-debate-i-never-knew-id-have-oral-sex-vs-cheese/ "The Debate I Never Knew I'd Have: Oral Sex vs Cheese"], The Frisky, 5/1/13</ref><ref>[http://www.culturecheesemag.com/news/would-you-rather-give-up-oral-sex-or-cheese "Would You Rather Give Up Oral Sex or Cheese? (NSFW)"], Culture Cheese Magazine, 5/7/13</ref>
  
 
==References==
 
==References==

Revision as of 07:02, 25 May 2013

Senior Wisdom is Bwog's version of the Proust Questionnaire. Every year, Columbia students nominate the Bwog editors.

Questions

The questions have varied over the years, but these have always been included:

  • Name, school, hometown
  • Where are you going?
  • Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer
  • Three things you learned at Columbia
  • Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
  • Any regrets?

These have been included in some years:

  • Back in my day... (since 2009)
  • Advice for the incoming class of freshman/One thing to do before graduating (since 2009)
  • Any war stories from the War on Fun? (2009–2012)
  • Favorite Columbia controversy (2006–2009)
  • Best Columbia memory (2006–2008)
  • What percentage of seniors do you think are virgins? (2006–2008)
  • Which prof would make the best kisser? (2006–2008)
  • Preferred swim test stroke? (2006–2008)
  • Days on Campus memory (2006–2008)
  • Write a CU Admirers post to anyone at Columbia (2013)
  • Favorite study spot (2009)

Oral Sex or Cheese?

The most infamous question is definitely "Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?" Most seniors try to give witty or pun-filled answers to this question, rather than answering straightforwardly. Perhaps not realizing this, one senior (known only by his pseudonym, Fromage ’13) attempted a statistical analysis of the answers to this question in Spring 2013.[1] His study, which concluded that Columbia students—especially Columbia women—prefer cheese to oral sex, received some sensationalist media coverage.[2][3][4][5][6][7]

References

  1. ↑ "Oral Sex or Cheese? The Truth Revealed", Bwog, 4/24/13
  2. ↑ "Our Preference for Cheese Over Oral Sex Is Still Making News", Bwog, 5/5/13
  3. ↑ "An Inordinate Number of Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Oral Sex", Gothamist, 4/27/13
  4. ↑ "Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Oral Sex", Huffington Post, 4/29/13
  5. ↑ "Study Shows Columbia Students Prefer Cheese to Another Pleasurable Pastime", Complex, 4/28/13
  6. ↑ "The Debate I Never Knew I'd Have: Oral Sex vs Cheese", The Frisky, 5/1/13
  7. ↑ "Would You Rather Give Up Oral Sex or Cheese? (NSFW)", Culture Cheese Magazine, 5/7/13

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