King's Quest
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Though its origin is murky, the Kings Quest is well known among Columbia men. The challenge is simple: have sex in each of three campus locations.
1) The Butler stacks 2) The roof of Low 3) The tunnels
By one account, the pairing must be with a Barnard student, and some versions substitute the gym or swimming pool for the tunnels. However, most current scholars agree that the act of coitus must involve a "shorty."