User:Absentminded

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Absentminded is a winner of the PrezBo Award (April 2007). He is a curmudgeonly 2007 graduate of Columbia College. He is patiently awaiting appointment to a sinecure by the Columbia administration, preferably that of "University Historian and Lord High Chancellor."

In the meantime his modus operandi is best defined by this xkcd strip: http://xkcd.com/386/

This is best exhibited by his obsession over the "correct" usage and history of Columbia's symbols, such as the King's Crown, the University Shield, and the School colors, the latter of which were only recently properly defined.


Bollinger.jpg PrezBo Award
Awarded despite this supposed
sabbatical you've taken.
Admin 04:44, 2 April 2007 (EDT)