- See also Wikipedia's article about "Twitter".
Twitter is a social network that's inherently superior to Facebook because:
- 1. Your entire family isn't on it and are therefore not inviting you to play Farmville or assaulting you with baby photos.
- 2. It didn't ever come into conflict with any superior Columbia-originated social networks which it unfairly eclipsed.
- 3. You can concoct a completely anonymous persona with which to troll your enemies.
- 4. You are limited to 140 characters, and brevity is the soul of wit.
Use liberally, but not too liberally that you awaken the fail whale.
