Butler goggles

What one has when, after being in Butler Library for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".

Symptoms include:

• staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
• an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
• increased masturbation to Facebook pictures
• increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.