Miwa Kai
Miwa Kai (1913 - ), always known as "Miss Kai" is the incredibly sweet and beloved retired librarian of the C. V. Starr East Asian Library in Kent Hall. Presently, her office adjoins Professor Wm. Theodore de Bary's on the fifth floor of Kent.
Miss Kai joined Columbia in 1945 and officially retired in 1983. Despite being officially retired since then, she maintains an active schedule, driving to campus five days a week (being the first to open the office in the mornings), assisting visiting scholars with research, and writing a comprehensive book on history of the East Asian collection at Columbia University.
She has a penchant for kidnapping young Columbia College men (who are usually stopping in for Professor de Bary's office hours) and taking them out, in small groups, to Faculty House for dinner. She explains that her nonagenarian friends are usually too busy complaining about their bodily aches and pains, and that talking to Columbia students keeps her young and with the times. She will, upon request, happily regale her dinner companions with stories about the end of both World Wars I and II, how she was initially hired at Columbia (for sixty cents an hour), her travels on the Trans-Siberian Railway in the 1930s, her time in a Japanese internment camp during WW II, her encounters with Presidents Butler, Eisenhower, Kirk, Cordier, McGill, Sovern, Rupp, and Bollinger, and her many successful instances where she extricated herself from traffic tickets given by officers mortified to find they had pulled her over.
Miss Kai has written many elementary textbooks on the Japanese language and was honored with the Order of the Precious Crown, Wisteria, which she initially repeatedly declined, by the Japanese Emperor Akihito in 1996 for her long and continuing service in increasing the public availability of Japanese cultural materials.
Miss Kai claims to plan to actually retire next year, when her 600-page book is complete. Nobody believes her.
