Office of the General Counsel
The Office of the General Counsel is filled with lawyers.
They protect the university's good name, but sometimes go overboard. Example: meddling in movie scripts to keep the Columbia name out of films produced on campus.
Henry VI
- Cade: I thank you, good people—there shall be no money; all shall eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.
- Dick: The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
- Cade: Nay, that I mean to do.