Literature Humanities

Sing, Muse.

It's all about Kleos, duh.

Lit Hum I Lite

• Achilles is a Momma's Boy
• Odysseus has crazy sex appeal
• Herodotus makes stuff up
• Thucydidies likes to think he's a real historian. Makes up quotes.
• Oedipus loved his Mother.
• Clytemnestra is a stone cold bitch
• Medea is a psycho femi-nazi
• The greeks had sex with little boys. And Socrates makes stuff up.
• The old testament God is schizophrenic
• It sucks to be Job

Lit Hum II Lite

• Two for the price of one. An Iliad and an Odyssey.
• Babies are evil!
• Which circle of hell will your i-banker and lawyer parents go to?
• Ten people had an orgy in the countryside.
• Find out all about my medieval eating and shitting schedule.
• It's not just King Lear who's fucked up.
• Don Quixote's fucked up too.
• A woman's place is in marriage (and in the kitchen). Don't elope.
• Murderer!
• Time passes. There's a window. More time passes. There's a painting. More time passes. Welcome to the boring world of post-modern garbage.