Vareli
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ATTENTION: this party is cla$$y as fuck. semi formal w emphasis on the formal. dress to impress. no jeans.
On 1/25/14 Vareli hosted Franqui Messinger's 20th birthday party, possibly the best banger to ever occur in the vicinity of the Heights Bar and Grill. The full open bar resulted in drunker debauchery including the consumption of several cartons worth of cigarettes that resulted in 3 curtain fires and in Malcolm Johnson's permanent ejection from the venue. It is also rumored that Franqui was host to at least 100 body shots and several lines off her ass. Needless to say, nothing in this article can be substantiated by anyone over 21 years of age.