Rob Trump

Rob Trump is student known for his quick wit, incisive rants, and unassailable taste. A sophomore in the College, Trump has already racked up a number of prestigious achievements at Columbia—he was a writer for the 113th Annual Varsity Show, as well as being the first man on record to complete the Tour de Ham Del. Rob's favorite genres of humor include towers of cans being knocked over (specifically while in supermarkets) and people who are too large for their tiny houses. He has also written for The Fed, sold his Facebook profile on eBay (Chas Carey bought it), and been picked up by the Coast Guard while rafting down the Hudson River. In short, Robert J. Trump--man, scholar, and media gadfly--is truly a force to be reckoned with.