Yale University
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- Harvard hates it, for some inexplicable reason
- Has a massive inferiority complex when it comes to Harvard
- Basketball coach Joe Jones' brother coaches there
- Lots of presidents and potential presidents seem to come from there
- The above may have something to do with its shady, scary centuries-old WASP clubs with names evoking the remnants of death. Perhaps.
- Makes excellent locks and forklifts.