Boredatcolumbia

Boredatbutler.com, or B@B, is a hangout for bored people. It is "the last resort, when there's no one on aim, no one on fb, nothing new on the net."

Many B@B visitors happen to be fucking idiots. And some aren't fucking idiots. They're just idiots themselves. Just good old, plain jane idiots. Damn straight.

Frequent discussions

• Words like "fuck," "dick," "pussy," and oddly enough "shaving"

Life at Columbia

• Barnard jokes
• GS students (they're old, they smell, and they're annoying)
• Midterms (midterms are a bitch; I don't want to study for midterms; I'm going to fail all of my midterms)
• What's the average GPA?
• Is my GPA high or low? (answer: low, ha ha)
• Manhattanville (Should Columbia buy all of Harlem and build a huge student center + park + new dorms there?)
• I don't want Matthew Fox, I want George Bush

"Self help"

• I have no life! / You have no life!
• I'm fucked! / You're fucked!
• I hate my life! (there's a good chance I'll jump under a moving car next week)

Sex and relationships

• Sex with ugly people vs. no sex at all
• Should I ask the girl opposite from me out?
• Talking to girls (has anyone tried yet?)
• Who wants to have sex in the stacks (answer: nobody, ever)
• Relationship advice (why do you guys always go for the boobs first?)
• Should I shave? How?