Boredatcolumbia
Boredatbutler.com, or B@B, is a hangout for bored people. It is "the last resort, when there's no one on aim, no one on fb, nothing new on the net."
Many B@B visitors happen to be fucking idiots. And some aren't fucking idiots. They're just idiots themselves. Just good old, plain jane idiots. Damn straight.
Contents
Frequent discussions
- Words like "fuck," "dick," "pussy," and oddly enough "shaving"
Life at Columbia
- Barnard jokes
- GS students (they're old, they smell, and they're annoying)
- Midterms (midterms are a bitch; I don't want to study for midterms; I'm going to fail all of my midterms)
- What's the average GPA?
- Is my GPA high or low? (answer: low, ha ha)
- Manhattanville (Should Columbia buy all of Harlem and build a huge student center + park + new dorms there?)
- I don't want Matthew Fox, I want George Bush
"Self help"
- I have no life! / You have no life!
- I'm fucked! / You're fucked!
- I hate my life! (there's a good chance I'll jump under a moving car next week)
- What's the best way to kill yourself?
Sex and relationships
- Sex with ugly people vs. no sex at all
- Should I ask the girl opposite from me out?
- Talking to girls (has anyone tried yet?)
- Who wants to have sex in the stacks (answer: nobody, ever)
- Relationship advice (why do you guys always go for the boobs first?)
- Should I shave? How?
