Alice!
Alice! is short-hand for the Alice! Health Promotion Program, a department within Health Services. They're best known for running Go Ask Alice!, an online health question and answer service. Don't expect them to answer your personal questions -- they get too many and you wouldn't get a response until after you're done with your Ph.D. program, anyway. While most amusing for the multitude of questions dealing with sex (from the very dumb -- "Can I get pregnant from oral sex?" -- to the TWS-inducing -- check out "Cock-stuffing"), there's other health topics covered too. The site was recently featured on Fox News, which used it to further its characterization of Columbia as not just any fascist liberal anarchist institution, but one with a bunch of perverts to boot.
Actual questions on the site include:
- Is it possible to "break" your penis?
- The Pill: Where do I get it, how much does it cost, and do my parents have to know?
- Can condom stay if erection went away?
- Birth control pills inserted vaginally?
- Burning when I pee?
- After miscarriage... need to see a doc?
Alice! is also in charge of Stressbusters (those people that seem to show up in random places to give back rubs).
Alice! also has an office on the seventh floor of Lerner, but nobody really wants to know what goes on in there. After the closure of the Wien Food Court, Alice! began to move into the space on the ground floor of Wien. The transformation is very secretive, as the windows and doorway are covered from view.
In case your question isn't answered by Alice!, you could ask this dude.
