Literature Humanities

Sing, Muse.

Lit Hum I Lite:

• Achilles is a Momma's Boy
• Odysseus has crazy sex appeal
• Herodotus makes stuff up
• Thucydidies likes to think he's a real historian. Makes up quotes.
• Oedipus loved his Mother.
• Clytemnestra is a stone cold bitch
• Medea is a psycho femi-nazi
• The greeks had sex with little boys. And Socrates makes stuff up.
• The old testament God is schizophrenic
• It sucks to be Job