Marching Band Chants
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Other than playing songs and halftime shows, the Columbia University Marching Band taunts the enemy with clever and deriding chants. These are almost certainly are not sanctioned by the Columbia administration, but they do symbolize the unique and eccentric band this university should be proud of.
Basketball
On offense
Tell lies!
Hold her hand!
Tell lies, hold her hand,
Let's score!
Make 'em pay!
Say it's funny!
Make 'em pay, say it's funny,
Let's score!
Against the referee
(to the tune of "O My Darling Clementine"):
Who's your father, who's your father
Who's your father, referee?
You don't have one
You're a bastard
You're a bastard, referee!
The ref blew the call!
The ref blew the call!
Smaller, ref, smaller!