Amherst College
Amherst College is a small liberal arts college in western Massachusetts, generally considered, along with Williams and Swarthmore, one of the top small liberal arts colleges in the country. Unfortunately, it doesn't lend itself to many funny stereotypes. The most that can be said for it is that it's very unlike Columbia, in that it's small, rural, and sporty, making it somewhat like Princeton, but less obviously evil.
Amherst College, like Brown, does not have a Core Curriculum. Therefore, like Brown, no one learns anything there.
